Seoul: For Those Of Us Who Can’t Read Good

and want to learn how to do other stuff good too.

Don’t lie. You clicked on the previous entry. Your eyes widened at the abundant amount of small typed print that loomed up before you. Your stomach turned, your brain screamed “ABORT, ABORT!!” and to do away with the nausea I induced you quickly hit that handy little x on the top right or hastily navigated to youtube where you could simply google bits of random shit to passively watch as you munched on cheesy poofs and Pringles.

Therefore in order to compete, I am treating you to a mini video from South Korea. Minimal words so even the slothiest of people might be enticed. After all, I was asked to come up with some more of these little things: ask and ye shall receive. If I like you, that is.

You will need Quicktime, patience to let it download, about two and a half minutes of time to waste on me which will, in all likelihood, never be returned to you, a tolerance for techno-ish (yet beautiful - just give it a chance) music and the ability to squint your eyes to make out all my scintillating commentary (sorry about that - I haven’t figured out a better way to shrink it down or host it. If anyone knows, please let me know).

I give you, Seoul. At least a teeny, weeny glance. Hope you enjoy.

Oh Christ, did I just say enjoy?