Subway Stiflement

holy crap! i can’t decide if that’s the best job ever, or the worst.

All I know is that whatever those people are being paid at the jobs they’re going to, it’s surely not worth it to be manhandled and paddled like that.

I wonder if I could get a job DOING that… but be able to walk to work.

amazing. they sure do a good job of it. must be those little white gloves. i think i’m gonna slap on a pair and “make a little space” on the 4 train this evening. bastards never want to scooch in.

surely that cant be real?!